March 12 Grand Lake Golf Report
PGA GOLF PASS
The PGA South Central Section 2018 Golf Pass is now available for purchase. The golf pass offers discounts and savings at over 90 golf courses in our area. They are available now at your clubhouse, from your golf professional or Kelly Golf in Grove. The Golf Pass is a great way to add a little adventure to your golf in 2018.
Forget your opponents; always play against par. ~Sam Snead
The Golf Calendar
Friday, May 18th Ye Old Golf Tournament Benefiting the Christian Medical Clinic of Grand Lake. Return entry forms to: Fr. David, St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church, 555 East Third St. , Grove, OK 74344-7139.
Fairland Lions Club 19th annual “Dr. Bill Goodman” Memorial Golf Tournament. The Tournament will be held Saturday, April 21, 2018, at Peoria Ridge Golf Course. 918-540-4541. Save the date.
CHEROKEE GROVE GOLF COURSE
The starting time is 12:00 a.m (weather Permitting) and It is still the cheapest skins game in the world!.. Check it out. All are welcome. Game will play it the temp is 40 Degrees or warmer.
Grand Lake Golf Venues
-Cherokee Grove Golf Course (Grove) @ 918-786-4100
-The Coves Golf Club (Duck Creek) @ 918-782-3220
-Grand Cherokee Golf Course (Langley) @ 918-435-8727.
-Patricia Island Golf Club (Grove) @ 918-786-3338
-Peoria Ridge Golf Club (Miami) 918-542-7676
-Shangri-La Golf Club (Monkey Island) @ 918-257-4204
-Eagle Creek Golf Club (Joplin) @ 417-623-5050
-Elk River C.C. (Noel) @ 417-475-3208
-Kelly Custom Golf (Grove) 918-787-7640 golf shop
Golf joke of the week
A husband and wife came for counseling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into an angry tirade listing each and every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, a long list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their quarter century of marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist stood up, walked around his desk and, asking the wife to stand, embraced her and kissed her passionately on the mouth.
The woman shut up and, in a daze, quietly sat down;. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least seven times a week. Do you think you can do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, Doc, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on the other days I play golf."
Learn your trade on the driving range before you head for the course. Each range session should include 50 balls and should last at least 30 minutes with two practice swings for every ball. Practice with purpose.
Keep it in the Middle