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January 14 Random Observations of The Grand Lake Bum

I got my first boating “fix” of the new year over the past weekend. I spent three days wandering through the Oklahoma City Boat & RV Show so I could get a head start on everybody who is waiting for the Tulsa show at the end of the month. Now I’ve already seen most of the new stuff, so I’ll be ready to devote my time to conversation and cocktails (not necessarily in that order) when showtime strikes Tulsa. The OKC show is like the Tulsa show in one sense – it wouldn’t be much of a show without Grand Lake boat dealers. They weren’t all there, but Nichols Marine, Grand Lake Boat Sales, MarineMax, and Ugly John’s provided 75% of the boat display at the show.

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Either I’m missing something – or I have discovered the most unusual hobby ever! A guy named Clint Gray walked into a Wells Fargo Branch in California and screamed, “This is a robbery! Everyone get on the floor!” So, everybody did, of course, but Clint never finished the robbery. Instead, he took off all his clothes except his underwear, sat down by the front door of the bank and waited for cops to arrive. When they did, he surrendered without any trouble. Things that make you go, “Hmmmm.”

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That’s not as bad as the news out of Cincinnati where substitute teacher Tracey Abraham who has now been banned from school and everyplace else where there might be minors present. Students had reported “unusual activity” behind the teacher’s desk. Authorities caught him in the classroom where he was, in fact, behind the desk…I’m not sure how to explain this….taking matters into his own hands, so to speak. And it wasn’t even anatomy class.

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Some people have dogs to protect them. But, there are also a few dogs who have people to protect them. In Oakland, California, a jogger used pepper spray on a dog that attacked her last week. That made the dog’s owner so mad, the attack from her was worse than the attack from her dog. She punched the jogger, knocked her down, and big her so hard she left an open wound. I’m not sure what happened to the dog, but dog owner Alma Cadwalader is still in the pokey.

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Have you heard of Cannon Harrison? Most people in McIntosh County in southeastern Oklahoma know him so, when he decided to try a little online dating by filling out a profile for the dating app Bumble, he left out his profession. Before long, a gal responded to his post, saying she had just shot “a bigo buck.” Since rifle season was over, Cannon asked if she shot it with a bow. “Nope.” Did she spotlight it? “Yes.” Then she sent Cannot a photograph of herself with her trophy. That’s when he decided to get together with her. It wasn’t an actual date, though. By the say, Cannon is an Oklahoma Depart,ent of Wildlife Game Warden. Oops!

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DINING AND DRINKING ON GRAND LAKE TIP: The kitchen renovations at Mooney’s Sunset Bar & Grill in Disney are complete. Food service is back at full speed. The Summit Restaurant at Shangri-La Resort, normally open only to members and resort guests, will be open to the public for three nights of Valentine culinary delights. Thursday-Saturday, February 14-16. $100 per couple. Enjoy.

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BEST HEADLINE OF THE WEEK: Tim Tebow Announces Engagement to Girlfriend and 2017 Miss America (Don’t worry. I checked this out. It’s not a polygamy deal. Just a poorly written headline. As it turns out, Tim’s girlfriend and the 2017 Miss America are the same person.)

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BEST FACEBOOK POST OF THE WEEK: I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake, and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg me to stop. When I am finished, you will be weak for days. – Sincerely, The Flu

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RANDY KREHBIEL’S RANDOM FACTOID OF THE WEEK: "Gunsmoke" and "Law and Order" both ran for 20 seasons on network television, but 635 episodes of "Gunsmoke" were made, compared to 456 of "Law and Order."

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BEST ADVICE OF THE WEEK: If you’re not using the stuff in your home, get rid of it. You’re not going to start using it more by shoving it in a closet somewhere.

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BEST SIGN SEEN THIS WEEK: Compare and save: Trojan Condoms $3.25 – Huggies Diapers $22.00.

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TWEET OF THE WEEK: Satan worshippers crack me up. Why would you worship a deity that literally lost a fiddle contest to some random hillbilly in Georgia?

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FEEL-OLD MOMENT OF THE WEEK: Richard Nixon would have been 106 years old last week.

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OBSERVATION OF THE WEEK: Paid for a limousine and the driver never showed up. I’ve paid all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

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GRAND LAKE BUM SHOUT-OUTS: Happy birthday wishes go out this week to Benee Masri, Linda Young, Tag Webb, Rick Craven, Nancy Dalquest, Glen Coffee, Bobby Masri, Barbara Rader, Kati Musgrove, Kanaan Jones, Ed Hamilton, Ron Sparkman, Chelsea Perryman, Jodi Locke, Tami Bailey, Zach Wahledge, Doug Goss, Eileen Ellison, Bootsey Torchia, Mindy Bush, and Melissa Russell.

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UNANSWERED QUESTION OF THE WEEK: If we’re not meant to eat midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

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BEST EVENTS OF THE WEEK: There’s plenty happening around the lake this week, especially in the Chamber of Commerce world. Thursday evening, the South Grand Lake Chamber hosts a “Business After Hours” event at Grand Meridian RV Park while the Grove Chamber hosts “Business After Hours” at Grand River Abstract in Grove. Friday evening, “Silver Lining” opens at Playmakers in Grove; and Saturday is a big Chili Cookoff at Grand Meridian RV, Cabin, and Tiny Home Resort on South Grand Lake.  

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GRAND LAKE WEEKEND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT: There’s plenty of great entertainment coming up around the lake over the weekend. On Monkey Island, Friday night is karaoke night at Monkey Island Pub. At the Blind Swine, there’s live entertainment every Friday and Saturday night (including Erin Fitzgibbon Friday), and KJ Flip hosts karaoke Sunday and Tuesday. At Littlefield Corner, there’s live music every Saturday at the Road Hog Saloon. 

On South Grand Lake, Friday night is Karaoke Night at Michelle’s Bar & Grill at Grand Lodge in Ketchum – and there’s always live entertainment at Michelle’s on Saturday night.

Area casinos have big entertainment plans, too. Cherokee Casino Grove features entertainment by Whiskey Poet Society Friday night and The Mixers Saturday. At Bordertown Casino’s Lost Creek Saloon, you are the star at Thursday night karaoke. The James Muns Band entertains at Bordertown Friday night, followed by Derryl Perry Saturday. Wilkie Jay and The Heat will be on stage Friday night at Grand Lake Casino’s Venue 655. At River Bend Casino’s Club 60 West Bar, Eastern Heights will perform Friday night. Indigo Sky Casino offers three nights of musical entertainment this week. The Jeff Tatum Band performs Thursday night in the Echo Bar, followed by Donnie Ray Stevens Friday night and Sweet Trouble Saturday.

The best spots to catch all your favorite sports action, including NFL conference championship games, PGA Golf and college & NBA basketball games are the Standing Room Only Bar at The Shebang, Doc’s at Shangri-La Resort, Monkey Island Pub, Blind Swine, Road Hog Saloon, 1909 in Grove, Pickles at the Lake in Langley, and Mooney’s Sunset Bar & Grill in Disney.

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BUM MUST-SEE TV: Season 6 of Brooklyn 99 airs Thursday night at 8:00 and has moved from Fox to NBC. The Blacklist has moved to Friday nights at 8:00 on NBC. Madame Secretary is at 9:00 Sunday nights on CBS.  The Passage airs Monday night at 8:00 on Fox.

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BUM MUST-SEE MOVIES: The Upside and Destroyer

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QUOTE OF THE WEEK: “It is better to keep your mouth closed and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” – Mark Twain

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SAVE THE DATE: Saturday, January 26 – Movie Night at Shangri-La Resort. Monday-Sunday, January 28-February 3 – Tulsa Boat, Sport & Travel Show at River Spirit Expo, Tulsa State Fairgrounds. Friday-Sunday, February 8-10 – Grove Home & Garden Show, Grove Civic Center.

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In the NFL, it’s conference championship time! How ‘bout those Chiefs? After Sunday, we’ll know the match-up for the Super Bowl. The NFC Championship game will be televised on Fox at 2:00 p.m. Sunday followed by the AFC Championship game at 5:30 on CBS.

There’s great NBA action this week, too. The Thursday night double-header on TNT features Philadelphia at Indiana followed by the OKC Thunder hosting the L.A. Lakers. The Thunder are on the road Saturday at 2:30 facing the Philadelphia 76ers (ABC), then they’re back home for back-to-back games hosting the Knicks Monday at 11:30 (FSOK) and the revenge-seeking Portland Trail Blazers Tuesday night at 7:00 (FSOK).

College basketball highlights of the week include Tulsa at UCF Saturday morning at 11:00 (ESPNU) and OSU at Iowa State Saturday at 5:00 (ESPN2). OU takes on Texas Saturday, but it will only be televised on the Longhorn Network. Tuesdasy night, Wichita State is at South Florida (7:00 on CBSSN); and Wednesday is Bedlam Basketball Part II – in Stillwater this time – at 8:00 p.m. on ESPNU.

PGA Players are in La Quinta, California this week for the Desert Classic. Live coverage is on the Golf Channel Thursday-Sunday beginning at 2:00 p.m.

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This weekend’s weather starts with a trick. Friday’s high will be in the low 50s, but don’t trust it! A cold front is set to blow through Friday night. High temperatures Saturday & Sunday will be closer to 30 than 50. Of course, the weather is always great for dining & drinking at Grand Lake in January, so, party on! Remember, though…wherever you decide to party, be sure to buy a drink for the guy next to you. It could be me.

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Looking for places to go, things to do, services to use or property to buy in the Grand Lake area?  Here’s a starter kit listing of “open to the public” fun places to spend time at Grand Lake.

1909 in Downtown Grove

Ailey’s Café in Langley

American Grill in Grove

Aquabar & Grill at The Landings Marina on Monkey Island (smoking on the deck)

Artichoke Restaurant & Bar in Langley

Balcony Bar at The Shebang (Smoking – open Friday & Saturday nights)

Big Shots on Monkey Island (Open Friday & Saturday nights)

Blind Swine on Monkey Island

Blue Bluff Café at Blue Bluff Harbor

Bobbers Café in Langley

Buffalo Run Casino in Miami (smoking)

Café Italia on Monkey Island

Café Yum in Grove

Carlos Montez in Langley (smoking in bar)

Ceasar’s Place in Vinita and at Littlefield Corner

Checkered Past in Grove

Chickanella’s in Grove

Chicken Coop West of Langley

Clanton’s Café in Vinita

Coffee Shelter in Ketchum

Cosby’s Catfish on Highway 28 in Eucha (East of Disney)

Doc’s Bar & Grill at Shangri-La Resort Hotel

Docks Bar at Harbors View Marina

Downstream Casino in Quapaw (smoking)

Drake’s on the Lake at Blue Bluff Harbor

Drake’s Restaurant in Grove

Eddy’s Lakeside Bar at Shangri-La Marina

Gabby’s Place in downtown Grove

Goodfella’s Pizza (Cleora and Grove)

Grand Lake Casino, north of Grove on Highway 10 (smoking)

Grand Lodge in Ketchum (smoking)

Hatfield’s Saloon in Grove

Henrie’s Grill in Grove

High Winds Casino east of Miami (smoking)

Hilltop Café in Grove

Indigo Sky Casino west of Seneca, Mo. (smoking)

Juan Montez Restaurant & Cantina at Red Arrow Marina

Karrie's Kaboose in Langley (smoking)

La Casita de Martin in downtown Grove

Lighthouse Supper Club in Ketchum

Los Garcias in Langley

Lupe's Mexican Restaurant in Grove

Monkey Island Pub (Smoking)

Monkey’s Uncle at Littlefield Corner (Breakfast & lunch)

Mooney’s Sunset Bar & Grill in Disney (smoking, etc.)

Mulligan’s at Patricia Island Golf Club in Grove

Nu Taste Restaurant in Grove

Pappy’s Bar on Hwy 10 east of Grove

Pickles at the Lake in Langley

Pit Stop Café in Grove

Quarterdeck Cafe at Tera Miranda Harbor (smoking on the deck)

Raggedy’s in Grove

Rancho Viejo in Grove

Riggs & Company in Langley

River Bend Casino in Wyandotte (smoking)

Road Hog Saloon at the entrance to Monkey Island (smoking...but not at lunch)

Rusty Anchor (next to the cliffs at Dripping Springs)

Scooters in Langley (smoking)

Sharky’s at Hammerhead Marina (smoking)

Sticky Fingers Barbecue in Ketchum

Stuffn’s Restaurant in Ketchum (Smoking on patio)

The Grill at Indian Hills Resort & Marina in Bernice

The Landings Marina (smoking on the deck)

The Landings Market and Grill on Monkey Island (smoking on the patio)

The Parrot at Honey Creek Landing in Grove (Smoking on the patio)

The Office Gentlemen’s Club on Monkey Island (smoking)

The Stables Casino in Miami (smoking)

The Shebang on Monkey Island (smoking on patio and Balcony Bar)

Ugly’s Grill & Bar, Thunder Bay Marina (smoking)

VIP Pizza at Hammerhead Marina (smoking on deck)

Water Side Bar & Grill in Grove

Waterway Café, Harbors View Marina (smoking on breakwater dining deck)

Wolf Creek Diner in Grove

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